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Boys are cheats and liars,
They’re such a big disgrace,
They will tell you anything
To get to second base-
-ball, baseball,
He thinks he’s gonna score,
If you let him go all the way
Then you are a whore-
-ticulturists study flowers,
Geologists study rocks,
The only thing a guy wants from you
Is a place to put his cock-
-roaches, beetles,
Butterflies, and bugs,
Nothing makes him happier
Than a giant pair of jug-
-lers and acrobats
And dancing bears named chuck,
All boys want to do is…
Forget it no such luck
From the movie “The Hot Chick”, that handshake they did! XD
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